Emergency Food Guide | Baked Potatoes

 Potatoes are for many people how they survive. Like Russian people. It is also is in many cusinese like french people and american and the rest of the world ect. I made baked potatoes that taste awsome. I had forgoten how to do this so i had to relearn. It took like 2 days to remember how to do it so....      I will make this guide for myself and many others so the rest of the world can eat good baked potatoes easily and quickly. so let us begin...                                           

what you will need:

Potatoes,  Slat,  Black Pepper, Aluminim foil, Fork, air fryer,  microwave,  vetgetable oil,  Toothpick,  Latherer(or hands to slather oil if your manly enough),  and most importantly time( 30-40minutes)(and hope)

Step #1

grab and bag of potatos(get the medium size ones. Not to big, not to small)

Step #2

Remove the potatoes tumors and wash potatoes. You dont need to worry about dirt to much dirt is apart of life. All things come from dirt.

Step #3

Poke holes in all sides of the potato using a fork. Stab 3 times seperate from each other  North, South, East, West, up and down. expample: you look at the front ot the potato, stab the potato ON the same side 3 times.There should be 12 holes.

Step #4

Toss Potatoes into a microwave, make sure you put 3 at a time for 5 minutes or 4-4:30 miuntes if less potatoes

                                                                

Step #5

While the potatoes are being heated up set up a couple sets of foil that are 4 times the size of the potatoes. Youll know why latter. 

Step #6

After The time is up, QUICKLY I MEAN QUICKLY TOSS the potatoes onto the foil(it will burn if you dont.)

Step #7

You are going to add 3 dables of oil onto the potato. Then smear the old with a latherer( i dont know what they are called)Then put how a spray of slat and black pepper. Do this for the front and back but use the same oil. You don't need that much.

                                Step #8

                   When you oil up and slat and pepper the potatoes, crumbal up the side of the potato so you don't need any plates to when you eat it. Now to make sure the potato is somewhat cooked through use a toothpick to check it. It is fine if it does go through. The next step will make sure it does

It should look like the bottom pickture under this text.

                    Step #9

        

At this point you are going to toss these babys into the airfriyer you have at 380f for 25 miuntes. 

Step #10 

Finaly grab some salted butter (never unsalted) more slat and more black pepper. Also more forks if you have guests that the hungers

Step #11 

Enj0y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    

                                                            

What am I Thinking? | 12/10/22

 Hello! it is me again, just of recently i enjoyed a peice of chesse. Not any cheese however.........not any regualer type of chesse. FANCY CHEESE. babybel to be precice(they are expensive).

MY REVIEW:

They have a very creamy texture. It is best to have it at room temperature have a little bit of a nutty taste to them. They are better than string cheese. 

                      10/10                             would eat                                again!  

The best way to eat these would be to first a have it at room temperature(use body to warm it up i.e hug it or put in armpit if u live in alaska or something), after warm, open it up carefuly so not to ruin wax(The wax can be used to make art peice later. Next after opened up, put on plate that is fancy (no poor people plates), have some nice silver ware to. Have a small cup of wine(or grape juice)next to you ON THE LEFT NEVER THE RIGHT. Before.You would next have to grab yourself and fork and a knife and cut the cheese properly the right. Only ever grab one small peice at a time becuase gluttony is a sin. before eating the cheese put on some nice musical peices. I would have to recommend the Ave Maria by Franzy Schuburt made in 1825.

And after the music is played, smell the cheese you cut and then eat it. Dont eat it but savor it. Enjoy...

after every savforyness, do the same with the Wine(grape juice)and live in a state of Euphoria.

This all in all take you 20-30 minutes. If it don't shame on you! This is how I eat my babybel cheese.

What am I Thinking? | 11/12/22

Right now I am look at myself in a mirror. I say to myself I will become a billionare. Why? becuase money = power, DUH. And with my power I would buy dodge challenger(now update from bugatti to that) 

and all that cool sutff like mansions. Actully I would buy land somewhere in scotland and make the biggest castle ever. Ive always had this dream where when I get rich enough, I would make this Castle where even I would get lost in it. That would be cool. I would like it if it where there is a giant libary undergroud thats like very big. Like a labarith or something like that. That is what I want my caslte will be. I will make a kingdom aswell.

<------ like this but bigger

If I were like jeff besos (bald) I would save the earth and cool stuff like that. I also hate jeff besos, he is stupid >:(                                                   buggati is gay--->

ok goodbye for now!

What am I Thinking? | 11/11/22

The thing I am think about right now, mosly about pepsi, reason being, its infront of me. Now I don't like pepsi at all because coke is better of course.Pepsi is the poor mans coca cola. The reason I am drinking this is becuase its from kfc. The pepsi they give there taste like coca cola becuase it is watered down so it taste like it for the most part. My grandma likes pepsi in cans and stuff and im like ew grandma...I cant stand regular pepsi

<-----Picture from internet

ITS CRAZY THAT THEY HAVE PEPSI IN BAG

(i dont live in canada)

IT BLOWS MY BRAIN ANDSTUFF

why do candaians like bagging liquids in bags like milk and pepsi and stuff, they confuse me.